Dumb crooks

[Dftodd]

I figured I would lighten things up a little with some dumb crook entertainment.

So.... a guy comes home and finds a strange women skinny dipping in his pool.

Florida man finds woman skinny-dipping in his pool

A Florida man who returned home from a doctor's appointment got a surprise, and an eyeful, when he discovered a woman skinny-dipping in his pool.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

 

[Dftodd]

Remember. Three points of contact when climbing.

 

[Molalla1]

Beautiful . . . .

 

[Dftodd]

Here's a classic

 

[drssg]

I figured I would lighten things up a little with some dumb crook entertainment.

So.... a guy comes home and finds a strange women skinny dipping in his pool.

Florida man finds woman skinny-dipping in his pool

A Florida man who returned home from a doctor's appointment got a surprise, and an eyeful, when he discovered a woman skinny-dipping in his pool.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

I need pictures, or I don't believe it!

Of course, you never know. If it included pictures, I might be sorry.

 

[Molalla1]

I need pictures, or I don't believe it!

Of course, you never know. If it included pictures, I might be sorry.

There's your answer.

 

[drssg]

Here's a classic

If that's real, it would have to be the winner. The first hit looks to me like it went over the crook's head, but he is for some reason knocked out cold.

 

[drssg]

Remember. Three points of contact when climbing.

That was awesome. It would have been easier to just go to work, although he didn't look too sober to start with.

 

[Dftodd]

I need pictures, or I don't believe it!

Of course, you never know. If it included pictures, I might be sorry.

Yeah.... sometimes you see something that requires copious amounts of brain bleach and alcohol to unsee

 

[Dftodd]

If that's real, it would have to be the winner. The first hit looks to me like it went over the crook's head, but he is for some reason knocked out cold.

That's been floating around for about 15 years. That's the shortened version.

 

[Dftodd]

That was awesome. It would have been easier to just go to work, although he didn't look too sober to start with.

I seem to remember hearing about this one on the stupid crooks segment during the 4pm time slot on the local classic rock station. It seemed familiar when I saw the video.

And yes, sometimes these idiots work harder trying to make a quick buck then they would at a legit job.

 

[455dan]

Glad they caught this piece of work, tried to car jack a lady's SUV with her 2 children inside.

Was already wanted with 4 felony warrants.

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www.kiro7.com

 

[drssg]

I saw this on the Dave Barry blog. It's not legendary-dumb, but it's pretty dumb. A man attempted to rob a bank from the back seat of a taxi cab.

A Man Tried to Rob a Bank From the Back of a Taxi. It Didn’t Go Well.

Angel Luis Masdeu, who was sentenced to six years in prison, was “one of the dumbest of the dumb crooks” the police in Hartsville, S.C., have encountered, the department said.

www.nytimes.com