Are you totally incapable of not crapping on every thread with your TDS? Or just absolutely .. zero self control?1. What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig?
The letter F
2. A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus. While Jesus is showing him round, he spots a broken clock. “What’s that there for?” he asks. Jesus says “that’s Mother Teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied.” “Just over here is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. He lied twice, so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s clock?” asks the man.
Jesus answers: “It’s in my office, I’m using it as a ceiling fan.”
3. What did Trump rename the Presidential plane? Hair Force One!
4. Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
5. What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?
Snow White Supremacist.
6. Pope Francis, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy are crossing the Atlantic on an airplane when the engines fail. They find three parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two left. Donald Trump took my backpack.”
7. Why does Donald Trump take anti-depressants?
For Hispanic attacks!
8. Trump’s medical records were just released.
According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
9. What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?
The back of his head.
10. What does Trumps hair and a thong have in common?
They both barely cover the •••hole.
11. The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned in towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!" Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!” So, the Pope slapped him.
12. Want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump.
13. Sometimes Trump went way too far. Like when he deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.
14. Why are Trump’s ties so long? Because they go all the way to Russia.
15. Why can’t Trump stay in the White House anymore? Because it’s for Biden!
He posts Trump Jokes. You post Biden Memes. Let's see what is the difference........................still thinking................still thinking...........It appears this will take some time. Get back later.Are you totally incapable of not crapping on every thread with your TDS? Or just absolutely .. zero self control?
“Jokes” ???He posts Trump Jokes. You post Biden Memes. Let's see what is the difference........................still thinking................still thinking...........It appears this will take some time. Get back later.