Ted Cruz is a Pathetic Man

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What is Democracy? A boy is asked at school as homework.
So the little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is democracy?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalist. Your Mom spends the money, so we'll call her the Government. Nanny is working at home for money, she's the worker class. We're here to spend that money to take care of you, the people. And your baby brother in bed, the future."

So the little boy goes off to bed and later hears his baby brother crying, he gets up to check on him and finds that he severely soiled his diaper. So the boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy goes to school. When teacher askes if anyone got the answer to the homework he raises hand, "Democracy is, while Capitalists are screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
 

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Some are reporting that Ted Cruz ate a fly on Fox news the other night....what's the big deal? It pretty common for flies to hang around piles of schitt.
 

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OK...the story has been corrected....Ted did not swallow a fly on Fox News......he did admit he has swallowed several loads from Donald Trump....but no flies.
 

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Ted Cruz gets upset when he is referred to as Cancun Cruz or Krelim Cruz......but he doesn't get upset at a guy who calls his wife ugly.....in fact...he worships that guy.....what gives??
 

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Back when they got a bit of a chill weren't they saying they weren't prepared for cold weather, just hot weather?
They are prepared for it.....they sit around some cow dung...pop open a beer and say..."Man...it sure is hot out here....lets go shoot our guns!"
 
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